Thursday, September 18, 2008

Drink Me

An addendum to my last post; remember the beer I got from the dead guy? Turns out there is a mystery beer in there. Brown bottle. Bigger than the other bottles. No label. Blank bottle top.

It's like that bottle labeled “Drink me” in Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland. What will happen when I do? Will I shrink, like Alice? Will I grow? Will I learn the answers to the great mysteries of life? The great mysteries of death? Will it be the best beer I’ve ever had, but as it’s unlabeled, never be able to drink again?

Will it simply suck?

Stay tuned.

10 comments:

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

Well at the very least, have your will handy and some pepto bismol on hand, just in case.

;o)

And don't go trying to look at Venus through your scope; wouldn't want you blinded... it's lovely if you have a colored lens, though. It's nearly as bright as the moon.

Scarlett & Viaggiatore

meno said...

Will it turn out to have been organically filtered by his dog?

Irrelephant said...

If you happen to have any aethereal experiences while on this particular Mystery Brew be sure and call me, I want to live it vicariously. (Can't abide the taste of beer but am all about mind-expansion and cosmic consciousness and shrinking and so forth.)

Maggie said...

mystery liquids should be smelled before tasted. and have the local poison control number by the phone. just in case.

Mona Buonanotte said...

Maybe it's homemade hooch? Have some ipecac on hand, just in case.

Noel said...

Please tell me you'll have poison control on standby.

Mother of Invention said...

Love the mystery element! If we never hear from you again, we'll know what happened! Maybe you should have a chemist annalyze it first?

Clowncar said...

Wow, you guys are a worrisome bunch. Dog pee, drugs, poison control, ipecac. I'm pretty sure it's simple homebrew. And thus almost certainly quite tasty. And hopefully safe.

We shall see....

Daisy said...

My prediction? Homebrew. Crappy homebrew. But maybe that's just because I remember the time we tried to make rootbeer and the bottles all exploded one by one.... What survived was just awful.

Hilary said...

Mystery brew.. good for what ales you. ;)