Friday, November 21, 2008

The Coming Zombie Squirrel Apocalypse

I, for one, will welcome our new zombie squirrel overlords.


Gordo said...

Whoa. They probably don't hibernate either, do they?

"Apacolypse"? ;-)

Clowncar said...

Gordo, who needs to hibernate when human flesh is so readily available? I was sorely tempted to photoshop a bloody leg in place of that acorn.

And I fixed the typo :>. Thnaks.

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

Tree Rats.

Scarlett & Viaggiatore

Victoria Gothic said...

From where did you acquire the "I, for one, will welcome our new (insert object here) overlords." I must know. It has come up before, but from where you acquired it makes all the difference.

Clowncar said...

Satan's lapdogs, Scarlett.

And Vic, that was from The Simpsons.

Daisy said...

Noooooooooo! Not squirrels!
I tried to go to bed the night before last and kept hearing a thump thump (except when I sat up and listened for it, of course). In the morning I went to the attic to dig out my snow boots and discovered the thump source -- damn zombie squirrel in the trap/cage. And they've removed nearly all the insulation by now.

Damn squirrels.
That one has been relocated.

Mutha said...

Oy! A little flamboyant -- and probably mocked by the other more drab squirrels. No wonder they're pissed.

Irrelephant said...

80's Punk Rock squirrel? Did he have tiny safety pins stuck thru his nipples?

Clowncar said...

Yes, Daze, squirrels. Zombie squirrels. Zombie squirrels who

Mutha, nice to see you here again. He does seem to have put a little too much mousse on those ears.

Irr, I'm not sure if squirrels even have nipples. And if they do, I'm not sure where. Or if I wanna now.

Vulgar Wizard said...

Is that a jackalope?