Q: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty.
Get it? 2:30? Tooth hurty? That joke's a big favorite here at the Cloud. And I had a dentist appointment this week. At 2:30!
Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is good, but there's no atmosphere.
The kids don't really understand that one, but they laugh anyway. They always laugh at Daddy's jokes. I've got about 5 more years of that, after which they will become sullen, moody teenagers and be embarrassed beyond words at anything and everything I say. Or do. Or wear.
The clock is ticking.