Thursday, February 17, 2011

Krishna vs. the Nephilim

I heard this story on the alien-and-bigfoot-obsessed Coast to Coast, just as I was falling asleep. It does have a rather dreamlike quality to it:

A secret ancient technology has been found by the US army in a cave in Afghanistan. ...It is a flying machine called a Vimana, The report...alleges that a Vimana (a flying machine described in ancient Sanskrit epics) was entrapped in a “time well” in an Afghanistan cave, and that various world leaders had made recent trips there to view the discovery. “There’s a war going on, the Chinese, and the Russians, and the US, and everybody else is vying for the ancient technology,” he commented.

Quayle reported two years ago that US Special forces were in pitched battles with ancient demonic hydrid Giants know as the Nephilim.

Talk about burying the lede. We're in a war with ancient demonic hybrid giants, and it doesn't get mentioned until the end of the second paragraph.

Apparently, world leaders from Germany, the US, England and France have made secret visits to view the Damned Thing. Sadly, it is "entrapped in a 'Time Well' that has already caused the disappearance of at least 8 American Soldiers trying to remove it from the cave it has been hidden in for the past estimated 5,000 years."

Krisna drove one, it turns out. Wikipedia says it had some pretty powerful weaponry, including "Indra's Dart" which "operated via a circular reflector which, when switched on, produced a shaft of light which, when focused on any target, immediately 'consumed it with its power'."

Sound familiar?


Gwilym Williams said...

A 5,000 year old UFO in cave in Afghanistan. The film is called The Objective. It's by the same guy who made The Blair Witch.
I suppose these flaying machines mentioned in ancient texts have to be stored somewhere. As for Afghanistan. Why not? Good as anywhere else.

Clowncar said...

It's in the queue, Gwil. If it turns out to suck, I'm hunting you down.

Gwilym Williams said...

Don't blame me, I haven't seen it ;)
There's a really good UK film you must see if it comes your way (by Mike Leigh). It's called Another Year. I saw it only last week. It's about a year in the life of a normal everyday couple, mid-50's?, called Tom and Gerri, and their relationships with the world, especially their family and friends. No ufo's!

Clowncar said...

I love Mike Leigh, Gwil. Sadly, there are no UFO's in his movies. Or killer robots. All movies can be improved with the inclusion of killer robots. Or, if there are already killer robots, more of them.