Be very afraid, everyone. The key to their destruction is that many squirrels have the rare (in humans) disease porphyria, the same disease which drove King George mad. It caused them to have large amounts of hemoglobin in their pee. Hemoglobin contains iron. And their special isotope of iron is how they communicate with the home planet.
Cure the disease, you sever their lines of communication.
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Dear God. What can be done?
i KNEW it!
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/8/10/14/a-chip-off-the-old-block-22291-1249929968-4.jpg
GIANT SQUIRRELS!! RUUUUUN!!!!
See, I told you. It's always the squirrels.
yeah, he looks cute but I still contend that squirrels are evil, garden ravaging creatures
Be very afraid, everyone. The key to their destruction is that many squirrels have the rare (in humans) disease porphyria, the same disease which drove King George mad. It caused them to have large amounts of hemoglobin in their pee. Hemoglobin contains iron. And their special isotope of iron is how they communicate with the home planet.
Cure the disease, you sever their lines of communication.
Wolverines!
This was on the Today Show. But as part of the squirrel coverup, they never mentioned the hemoglobin/outerspace communication thing!
Love it! Thanks for visiting me.
Oh my gosh, that picture is an instant and hilarious classic!
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